I have yet another installment of terrible online dating messages! YES THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! I’ve been saving them for awhile so I can share a collection of really cringe-worthy messages. And to add fuel to the fire, I’ve also joined Tinder thanks to the persuasion of my lovely roommates! Here we go….
Isufanfirlyfe said:
” I think you’re really cute :] will you snapchat me?”
No, no I won’t. Even though you’ve changed your profile name to something even creepier than Redneckbaby1992, I still recognize you from the 3,000 other messages you’ve sent me in the past. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM MESSAGING ME AGAIN
Zweebinabox said:
“Aaaa, Millah! GET IT, LIKE “A” AS IN EYY?! HEH Anyways, are you super buried by finals, too?”
Yikes. Just… yikes.
Gelito62 said
” Hey what’s up π do you know where sheep get their hair done? “
The bahhhh-ber shop. Original.
And last but not least, my favorite from OkCupid…
From SumitBarua (Who I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten a message from before…):
12/19 : yes. you can read my profile and I am not interested in one night but I am looking for someone who can be with me forever.
12/20: I know you visited my profile. What things interest you the most.
12/20: Good evening Abby how are you today
TO WHICH I THEN REPLY AND I QUOTE: “go away”
12/20: why
12/20: is there any problem
12/20: why are you telling me to go away
Which I then proceeded to block him. Enough’s enough Sumit.
Lastly, I need to share my absolute favorite match from Tinder. The love of my life. One true love. I don’t need to look anywhere else. The message that soon after ensues says: ” You look a meat lovers kind of girl. Extra sausage?”
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS. I know pizza is my one true love but I can’t handle this. Its too much!
So sadly, no luck in the romance department at the moment but don’t you worry internet, you’ll be the first to know if I make any strides. Baby steps people, baby steps.
Until next time!
Haha I’m going through a similar journey.. to the entertainment of my friends.. lifetime single here and by the sounds of online dating my status may stay that way. Enjoyed reading your blog π Keep it up!
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Thank you! I’ll keep my fingers crossed that there might be online or real life hope for us somewhere! Haha
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all of this resonates with me–having similar experiences: thatokcupidlife.wordpress.com
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Thanks for reading!! I’m definitely going to check out your blog π
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